Valentine Song

My heart's stuffed in my cranium
But it hasn't missed a beat
I need to buy a bus pass
Downtown to get a by-pass

I need a new address
Before I have a relapse
Eat me with knife and forklift
Pick me up with golden toothpicks

My calls are sopping up gravy
I use to wave in the Navy
Standing on the wings of a ship
I can do a double-flip

Suppose seesaws are maybes
Rocking on a four-lane highway
and you're shouting that you love me
and I can't hear a damned thing?

So what were we doing there?
Without carrying a spare?
A car came along and nicked us
I think it was a lime Prius.

So much for energy efficient
If only that were sufficient
To infuse what we give away
Here's hoping you'll always stay